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Hi everyone, this is my blog, it's anonymous so shhhh. Talk to me, ask for advice, my firstborn, whatever you like. I don't do much but I'll be your very best friend

Call me princess

girlgrowingsmall:

beastlyart:

boosket:

ask-bloody-fundanny:

roughkiss:

spookytheford:

did-you-kno:

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Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.
I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

girlgrowingsmall:

beastlyart:

boosket:

ask-bloody-fundanny:

roughkiss:

spookytheford:

did-you-kno:

Source

Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.

I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

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darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

ignoranthipster:

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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

NO! Whoever made those girls think they had to act stupid to seem cute needs to be slapped in the face with a brick.

I am not wearing anY PANTS EVEN A LKTTLE

When I get out of bed I pretend I m ailitary spie and do the Rolly thing and play James Bond music in my head

hailto-thethief said: As you wish princess

Good yes everyone follow his lead I aM the ultimate princess

ienvyyourapathy:

justlikeyou-iswear:

I’m a gay lizard ienvyyourapathy

She’s the gay lizard queen and I am queen MARINUANA

QUEEN MARINUANA HOO HAHA

ienvyyourapathy:

justlikeyou-iswear:

I’m a gay lizard ienvyyourapathy

She’s the gay lizard queen and I am queen MARINUANA

QUEEN MARINUANA HOO HAHA

ienvyyourapathy:

justlikeyou-iswear:

I’m a gay lizard ienvyyourapathy

*princess gay lizard

Perf

ienvyyourapathy:

justlikeyou-iswear:

I’m a gay lizard ienvyyourapathy

*princess gay lizard

Perf

I am I princess treat me as such pls and also call me princess bc I am princess

saturdaynightiku:

chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:


“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce
jesus christ

no it says never give up

I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

saturdaynightiku:

chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:

“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce

jesus christ

no it says never give up


I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

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Black Men: We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
Gay Men: We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
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